What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?