What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's black and white and goes around and around?