What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Animal crackers.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why are trees always so positive?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How do you get kids to do something?