What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's a forklift?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?