What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Why do trees try new things so often?
Which cats have the best manners?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why was the bee sad?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?