What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?