Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.