Why was the mime upset?
Someone called her a clown.
What are the strongest days of the week?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where do stars go to college?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Where do goldfish go camping?