What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?