What do you do for an injured lemon?
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Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do cows like to dance to?