What animal has the most fun?
Ponies. They are always horsing around.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How do automobiles fly?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?