What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What makes music in your hair?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
The museum curator needed a break.