Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
Where does food go to take a nap?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?