Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are fish such good architects?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's the politest month?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which singer could always break a five?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?