Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do magicians score well in exams?