Who do camels find most inspiring?
The Dalai Llama.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's good for both poker and theater?