What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?