Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
The jungle gym!
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?