Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
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Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?