Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?