What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Peeps!
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?