What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
How can you make 7 even?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?