Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?