What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?