What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?