What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Stuffing.
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What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why is the beach so confident?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What should your husband name his internet connection?