What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why are winter days great?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?