What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?