What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How does dinner smell?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How do fish watch TV shows?