What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is blue and not heavy?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What animal has the worst mood swings?