Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?