Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How much money does a skunk have?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?