Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
What type of birds stay together forever?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?