What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
Why are fish such good architects?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?