Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do elves learn in school?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What animal floats best?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.