What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?