Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?