Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?