What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
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What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?