Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?