What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Poultry seasoning.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
When do astronauts eat?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?