What do you call a hairless poodle?
A noodle!
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?