What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?