How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Who granted the fish a wish?