What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's a frog's favorite year?