Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why is heaven always so tidy?