What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Mary Had a Little Lamb.
When does a horse talk?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?