When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What kind of bird can write?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?