What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
He'd have a license to dill.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Do dads always snore?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?