What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do all the planets get along?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?